P is for Punting but it can also stand for Peaceful and Picturesque.
What is punting?
Punting is simply travelling along a river in a flat-bottomed boat (known as a punt) while a guy or gal uses a pole to steer the boat. I guess it’s the English equivalent to one of the gondolas in Venice, although a professional punter (is that what they’re called?) might disagree.
It’s quite a popular thing to do if you visit Cambridge (punting on the Cam) but as we live a lot closer to Canterbury, our punting experience took place on the Great Stour River.
Our trip was booked through Westgate Punts and was very peaceful and relaxing. I kept expecting the Boatman to start singing but then I remembered that this isn’t that kind of place. We saw plenty of nature including ducks, moorhens and their little fluffy baby chicks, as well as beautiful blue dragonflies that kept bobbing around near the boat.
Much to our amusement we also saw a large husky type dog swimming in the river at one point, with me joking about it being the weirdest looking duck I’ve seen. Don’t panic though folks – the dog soon got out of the river and rejoined his owners!
Our boatman also pulled over to pick some blackberries off a bush which he and hubby ate. I was pretty dubious but sounds like they were quite sharp tasting so I didn’t miss out on much there.
I’ve visited Canterbury many times but seeing it from the river showed me parts of it I had never seen before. Our boat ride lasted around 50 minutes and was a pleasant way to start the day!
If you enjoyed this then you might like some of my other alphabet dating adventures, which you can find right here.
For my dear Nan’s 80thahem 30th birthday (as the waiter so politely suggested), my Mum and I took her out for afternoon tea at the Secret Garden in Mersham-Le-Hatch, Ashford in Kent. Tell you what, it is a bit secret as we had a little difficulty in finding it!
Once we arrived, we walked through the gardens and requested to be seated outside as it was a nice sunny day and we don’t get too many of those in England. Only downside was a few uninvited guests, but to be fair we did have prior warning about the wasps at this time of year but it’s alright, my Mum and Nan are cockneys so hard as nails, scared ’em all off with a cockney glare hahaha!
We were served our afternoon tea on chintzy mismatched china and alongside our large pot of English breakfast tea, we had finger sandwiches which were the typical afternoon tea sandwiches (cucumber & cream cheese, salmon, egg, ham), scones with cream and jam, and then a selection of sweet treats. The wasps enjoyed the jam in particular.
The desserts on offer that day (because they vary depending on season) were sticky toffee choux bun, chocolate cake, carrot cake, banoffee pie in a little pot and then a small fudge and fruit pastille type thing which were very sweet!
I didn’t manage to eat all mine but the nice waiter gave us some boxes so we could take our leftovers home. Who manages to eat all their afternoon tea anyway, right? There’s always at least one scone left isn’t there!
After tea, we had planned on taking a little walk around the garden (which FYI doubles up as a wedding venue, however no wedding was on that day) but sadly somewhere between dessert and our last cups of tea it started raining <insert grumble about typical British weather here> so we just took a couple of snaps and left.
It was an enjoyable afternoon and pretty standard pricing at £21.95pp for the traditional tea.
Well we finally got round to our ‘K’ date! We decided to go to London and be kids for the day – something that anyone can do anywhere and is pretty much open to interpretation, in fact I reckon we could be kids for the day for several more dates and still not run out of things to do!
Our date began at the Natural History Museum, somewhere that neither of us have been since we were school children and my husband had told me that he was particularly fond of dinosaurs as a child. The other thing about the Natural History Museum is that its free! Perfect!
I enjoyed the animal exhibitions such as learning about toothless mammals and mammals with pouches. We also got to see some ginormous antlers, as well as a Moeritherium – one of the earliest known relatives to the elephant. And a Kirk’s Dik Dik because I was disappointed I didn’t see them at Chester Zoo (even though this was just a taxidermy one in a glass display).
Of course, I’m not gonna lie, the friggin great big animatronic T-Rex they had in the dinosaur bit was pretty awesome! Yep dinosaurs in general are pretty amazing when you think about it.
After lunch (which should have been a McDonalds Happy Meal but wasn’t because neither of us fancied it) we headed to our next stop – Alice’s Adventures Underground. Now you may remember that I already had a Wonderland experience 2 years ago with some friends, well it’s back and because I banged on about it so much first time around my husband decided he wanted to go. This of course represents a huge part of my childhood as I watched this Disney classic more times than I can tell you.
This time I chose the ‘eat me’ route and became a diamond. We met the frog, Cheshire Cat and Humpty Dumpty. We inspected the jam tarts that were being made (I was forced to hold the baby pig… not real, sadly) and we also heard the Mock Turtle sing.
Instead of eating the jams tarts (like I did last time), as a diamond we were spying on one of the other suits who were eating the jam tarts!
The ‘falling down the rabbit hole’ part as well as meeting Tweedledee and Tweedledum, plus the tea party scene, were all the same as last time around. The court scene, however, felt slightly different and I’m pretty certain that the guilty suit who ate the tarts was different to last time around too.
If you haven’t a clue what I am on about (we’re all mad here) then begin at the beginning and read about the last time I fell down the rabbit hole in Alice’s Adventures Underground.
After a brief pitstop in Skinny Dip to buy myself a fabulous new purse, our day of fun ended with freakshakes at Maxwell’s in Covent Garden. We ordered the Salted Caramel Donut Freakshake and the Unicorn Freakshake – you can guess which one mine was. The Unicorn Freakshake looks beautiful but the bubblegum flavour was a bit too much for me and I think I would have enjoyed it more if it had been strawberry flavoured. Ah well!
And there ends our day of being kids, let’s not dwell too much on me accidentally using the men’s toilets at Alice in Wonderland and hubby ordering himself a beer to go with his freakshake haha.
We did want to go to a Lego exhibition and Ballie Ballerson (the ball pit bar) but we were tired and ended up just going home. There are so many possibilities with the ‘Kids for the day’ date idea ranging from spending the day at a theme park (Disneyland please!) to a movie marathon of all your favourite childhood films!
I’ve taken a bit of time out from blogging because after a long day at work the last thing I can think of doing is spending more time at a computer screen and engaging my brain when I could be binge-watching Riverdale on Netflix instead.
To be honest, I can’t believe it’s June already so I thought I would chuck all my March, April and May favourites into one neat little post labelled as “Spring”.
So here goes…
1. The Secret Life of the Zoo / Chester Zoo
I have been watching The Secret Life of the Zoo on channel 4 since it started, which if you don’t know what I am talking about, it is a documentary series about the staff and animals at Chester Zoo. It is a genuine and heartwarming programme about the highs and the lows experienced by the keepers and animals and does nothing to quell my desires to work with animals. I actually found the show so fascinating that hubby and I took a road trip to Chester Zoo so we could visit it ourselves.
The best part of the day? Well I was disappointed I didn’t get to see Natasha the praying mantis, but the jaguars were AMAZING. However the highlight goes to the orangutan who we saw shoving carrots into her mouth!
2. Pretending to be Lady of the Manor for the weekend
We had a belated family get together for my sister-in-law’s 30th birthday where we hired out a cottage near Norwich for the weekend. Well, I say cottage but really it was a 5 bedroom mansion with swimming pool, sauna and hot tub. I could get used to such fabulous surroundings!
3. Oasis Tropical Placement skirt
Saw this Oasis skirt on Asos and fell a little bit in love. It reminds me alot of Costa Rica because of the heliconias and birds in the pattern so at least if I can’t be in the happiest country on the planet (according to 2017’s Happy Planet Index) then I can at least be happy wearing something that reminds me of it!
4. Lush Daddy-O Shampoo
I can’t tell you how much I adore this shampoo – it smells absolutely LUSH! (see what I did there!). It’s a gorgeous purple colour to help combat brassiness in blondes and it smells like parma violet sweets, my hair smelt amazing all day!
Oh and FYI I am not being sponsored for ANY content in this post but if someone from the Marketing team at Lush wants to hook a girl up then I am right here as this stuff ain’t cheap!
5. Alphabet Dating
If you’ve been following my blog for a while then you’ll know all about my alphabet dating adventures with my husband. The reason I’m putting it here and now is because we’re halfway through the alphabet and it’s the only element of blogging I’ve managed to keep up with over the past couple of months and I’m excited to see what we get up to next. April saw us take part in a Moroccan cooking class for our M date, March took us to see TV personality and avid explorer Levison Wood on stage for L, we neglected our K date in February and instead this took place in May and all I can say is we were Kids for the day but if you follow me on Instagram then you will have seen a sneaky preview! Stay tuned for more!
How about you, what’s been floating your boat this spring? Comment below!
We put Alphabet Dating on hold for the busy and expensive month of December, which meant that our ‘J’ date fell in January. As we both love Japanese food we decided to try out a new Japanese restaurant.
We went to Love Sushi in Maidstone, Kent on a cold and dreary Sunday afternoon. The restaurant was pretty quiet but was kitted out in a smart, stylish black and red oriental style. We had the option of sitting in a booth or next to the sushi conveyor belt. We chose the belt although it was pretty pointless given that there were barely any dishes circulating the belt. Still, we grabbed a random one to share and ordered some hot food – tempura prawns and chicken udon noodles. I also ordered a Philly Cheese sushi roll.
The food was really good, probably one of the best tempura prawns I’ve tried outside of Japan – and I don’t even like prawns unless they’re covered in tempura batter! The noodle dish was also large and filling and the sushi all very tasty and beautifully presented.
As much as we enjoyed the food, we felt that the restaurant was lacking in… something I can’t quite put my finger on. It may have helped to have a picture menu a la Yo Sushi to help identify some of the sushi dishes and perhaps the atmosphere lacked a little as it was quiet, I don’t know. Still, I’d go back but just not on a Sunday afternoon!